The amount of things I want to accomplish always seems to be far greater than the amount of time I am allotted to complete the tasks.
My wedding is coming up in late June, so that's making everyone anxious.
I'm searching for a better job.
I'm trying to write a book, (One in a series of three. Not to mention all the other story ideas I have swirling around my mind that I'd like to eventually turn into novels.)
Trying to turn one of those books into a comic by rewriting it in script format.
Attempting to find the time to film some scenes from a sitcom idea my friend and I came up with years ago and finally have enough scenes and jokes organized to create something close to a pilot episode.
Trying to keep up with this blog.
Most recently my friend John came up with a couple fantastic ideas I'd like to begin undertaking. The first involves cutting movies to condense them into a time frame of two to three minutes and finally autotuning the whole thing.
The second begs the question, "What if every show on television gave the entire premise of the show in the opening theme like the 90s' cartoon, Hammer Man?" We have already discovered the answer as we spent an hour or so on the phone creating a rap in the tune of the cartoon's theme and inserting the main events of every main event that happened throughout the Lost series. Hysterical!
My wedding is coming up in late June, so that's making everyone anxious.
I'm searching for a better job.
I'm trying to write a book, (One in a series of three. Not to mention all the other story ideas I have swirling around my mind that I'd like to eventually turn into novels.)
Trying to turn one of those books into a comic by rewriting it in script format.
Attempting to find the time to film some scenes from a sitcom idea my friend and I came up with years ago and finally have enough scenes and jokes organized to create something close to a pilot episode.
Trying to keep up with this blog.
Most recently my friend John came up with a couple fantastic ideas I'd like to begin undertaking. The first involves cutting movies to condense them into a time frame of two to three minutes and finally autotuning the whole thing.
The second begs the question, "What if every show on television gave the entire premise of the show in the opening theme like the 90s' cartoon, Hammer Man?" We have already discovered the answer as we spent an hour or so on the phone creating a rap in the tune of the cartoon's theme and inserting the main events of every main event that happened throughout the Lost series. Hysterical!
Unfortunately the Hammer Man cartoon was short lived. Too legit to quit, the network inevitably canceled him.
Hammer Man explains the entire premise of the show within the theme itself. This is great because you can pick up at any episode and already know exactly what's going on.
If you're a fan of lost or know anything about it, you know how confusing the story line can be.
Imagine the entire story of lost being told in an opening theme song much like the Hammer Man's epic tale.
For those of you oblivious to what I'm talking about, visit this link. Imagine these lyrics set to that tune. (WARNING: These Lyrics Contain Spoilers)
One day a plane crash
One day a plane crash
Caused by stupid Desmond
Left em' all stranded
on a real crazy island
The world didn't know
Thought the plane crashed near Bali
Messin' with the Swan was a real big folly
How they gettin' off all hope seems gone
Smoke monster coming
French lady shows up
The Others came out and things is gettin' rough
Questioning their faith been messin with their heads
Tried to leave on a raft
Instead they opened up the hatch
Instead they opened up the hatch
More survivors livin' somewhere else on the island
Typing in the numbers
Typing in the numbers
Almost every two hours
Someone gotta do it
Or world stops movin'
Things are looking grim
And the bottles never made it
DHARMA Initiative at this Swan Station
That's really it so far...
It covers some of season one and t
I think it's pretty funny.